Friday, April 28, 2006

Occupied Unoccu-Pied


"You have to come to a point when you don't care about getting feminine approval. My whole life I was miserable. I was always getting kicked out of class. I was not asked to the prom. I was not popular; I was infamous. It was extremely painful that I could not keep my mouth shut.

Finally when I became a comedienne, my life made sense. People say to me, "This must be the hardest thing in the world." For me, it's not. And it's not something I chose to do either. It's Something that very specifically and medthodically Chose me."

-Karen Babbitt, Stand-Up Comic.

Monday, April 24, 2006

The Silent Comedian



"Through humor, we see in what seems rational, the irrational; in what seems important, the unimportant. It also heightens our sense of survival and preserves our sanity."

-Charlie Chaplin
(Photo from the film City Lights, 1931)

Sunday, April 09, 2006

The Not Ready 4 Comedy Club Playerz


The Laughter Safety Valve Commission Preezents:
An Eccentrically Meshuganeh
Street Performance of
GOT CHUTZPAH???
(or three friendz making total foolz of themselvez)
...
Michael Ray (on the Sax), Kat-Renée Kittel (Clarinet)
& The Guy Who Doesn't Play An Instrument

Friday, April 07, 2006

The Tigerz Tail

Revised May 15, 2006



or The Other Side Of The Tale...
(Rewritten from an Ambidextrous Point Of View. )


On a Friday night in March -- HBO's Real Time with Bill Maher, Richard Belzer pulled the tiger by the tail in a heated debate with the Miami U.S. Rep. Ileana Ros-Lehtinen(R), whose stepson just finished eight months of duty in Iraq. (Or should I say elephantz tail? Mazeltov either way, big brother...)

For some odd reason, the terrible tiff just downright offended conservative bloggerz and earned Ros-Lehtinen an appearance on Fox's The O'Reilly Factor to talk about the tussle. (How come I'm not offended? Oh... maybe I'm not ruled by emotional blackmail tactics... )

According to a transcript, Ros-Lehtinen told Maher that service members she's talked with on visits to Iraq and Afghanistan have said they were proud to be serving.
(of course they are....what else would they say??? Thanks for shopping at Walmart & buying "Made in China vs USA?" =^..^=)
.

"We know what we're doing over here," Ros-Lehtinen said, quoting the service members. "We don't want you guys in Washington to lose it over there."

Belzer suggested the troops -- "in the middle of a civil war" -- were in no position to determine the future of the war. (notice this waz a suggestion... and sometimes folks too close to the action can't see the forest for the trees... just sayin.)

"They don't read 20 newspapers a day," The Belz said. "They're under the threat of death every minute. They're not the best people to ask about the war because they're going to die any second."
("Oh, Private , what do you think about the war??? "...Excuse me, I'm a little busy right now defendin this here country. I'll get back to you...")



Ros-Lehtinen noted her stepson -- a college graduate -- supports the war. "He's a Marine officer. He volunteered for the Marines," she said.
(To which Richard had previously said.... God bless your step son and no one is questioning the honor and nobility of our soldiers.)

Belzer: "He's the exception for the rule."

"You think everyone over there is a college graduate?" he said. "They're 19 and 20-year-old kids who couldn't get a job."
(and I know a few of those...)

Ros-Lehtinen called Belzer's comments, "a cheap shot to demean men and women in uniform and to avoid discussing policies on their own merits."

(What policiez ?? This article didn't even mention what policiez that were suppozedly avoided in this debate... Were they avoided? I finally saw the video and the congresswoman was not calm nor rational with her remarks. Period. She did not stay on target during the debate. She used personal attacks, not facts.

I don't get HBO and I missed O'Reilly that night.

Suffice it to say... I have yet to find an article that is an objectively logical report on this debate.)

Reference: March 23, 2006 Miami Herald
U.S. CONGRESS: Ros-Lehtinen Scores With Tiff: t
elevised rumble with Richard Belzer is earning her notice among defenders of the war in Iraq - by Lesley Clark, lclark@MiamiHerald.com

I still say that this debate would have been more fairly treated if Sean Hannity were interviewing Ros-Lehtinen and Belzer... He tends to be fair and an honestly respectful host.

=^..^=

Saturday, April 01, 2006

Jazzy


(but the carpet is yucky)
=^..^=

Humor Is Healing


The Old Testament even references the healing properties of humor: "A merry heart doeth good like a medicine." Although Jews know intuitively about humor...(believe me, we've have had a lot of experience over the centuries with number four)

Well now we know a few things scientifically.

According to Maud Purcell (LCSW, CEAP) in her article The Healing Power of Humor

Humour does many things:

1) Reduces pain--Our bodies produce pain-killing hormones called endorphins in response to laughter.

2) Strengthens immune function -- A good belly laugh increases production of T-cells, interferon and immune proteins called globulins.

3) Decreases stress--When under stress, we produce a hormone called cortisol. Laughter significantly lowers cortisol levels and returns the body to a more relaxed state.

4) Helps put life's trials and tribulations into healthy perspective by making them seem smaller.

5) Aids us in overcoming fear.

6) Allows us to take ourselves less seriously.

7) Triggers our creativity.

Ms. Purcell goes on to say, "You have a choice: You can continue to be a 'grown-up,' and let all of the frustrations and disappointments in life weigh you down, or you can introduce levity into even the toughest circumstances. "